- Ralph Hollio: See you later.
- Announcer: We are now boarding for Air Mexico. Your attention Air Mexico flight 360 is now ready for take off.
- Ralph Hollio: How do you do sister.
- Nun: That is certainly a handsome looking pinata you have there young man.
- Ralph Hollio: While thank you, thank you very much sister. That's a nice one you have yourself sister it's look a little bit like snoopy.
- Nun: Would you holding it for me for a just a moment please while I.
- Ralph Hollio: While certainly I'd be glad to you go right ahead.
- Nun: Unless you feel that the plane will take off without us.
- Ralph Hollio: No, no they wouldn't do a thing like that.
- Nun: Oh!
- Ralph Hollio: I feel much better having you on board.
- Nun: Thank you very much.
- Ralph Hollio: Your welcome.
- Man with Piñata: Sister will bless my chicken.
- Nun: Jesus Christ, I gave it to the wrong guy.
- Ralph Hollio: Hey, hey what's going on here, hey wait a minute here, hey what is going, he y will you stop that, excuse me will you tell me what's going on here, hey take it easy will you, officer there's got be a mistake or this is some kind of mix up of the sort, what are you doing.
- Federale, Federale: Heroina!
- Ralph Hollio: What do you mean Heroina, it belongs to that nun.
- Federale, Ralph Hollio: You stay off, it's belongs to that nun down there, you back off, please Samone it belongs to that nun, hey hey hey it's that nun down there.
- Nun, Crowd at Airport: Ahhhhhhhh!
- Morgan Frye: Three guesses!
- Sally Cantrell: Oh Morgan, your so good.
- Morgan Frye: Ohhhh! You have no idea it's my last deal always save the best for last.
- Sally Cantrell: We can do anything we want to do.
- Morgan Frye: Anything! There's twenty million dollars of that, and half of it is ours.
- Sally Cantrell: Who gets the other half?
- Morgan Frye: Oh that's not for you to worry about.
- Sally Cantrell: Come on I want to know?
- Morgan Frye: He is not any better looking than I am.
- Sally Cantrell, Morgan Frye: Ha ha ha ha!
- Morgan Frye: I'll make a deal with you for the rest of our lives let's worry about ourselves.
- Sally Cantrell: Okay that's a deal do you think that you can get this gold out of Mexico?
- Morgan Frye: Did you ever hear of floating currency. Ha ha ha ha!
- Sally Cantrell: Ha ha ha ha! Oh god, who gets the gold anyway?
- Morgan Frye: Hummmm! Mr. Little China Man in Taiwan with tinted glass, and mod haircut, and he wants that gold in the worst way.
- Sally Cantrell, Morgan Frye: Ha ha ha ha! Nasty! Ha ha ha ha!You know it. Ha ha ha ha! Yeah he's willing to make a terrific deal on the Heroin. Ha ha ha ha! Ah!
- Morgan Frye: Who is it?
- George: It's me Mr. Frye it's George.
- Morgan Frye: George come in, what's up.
- George: There's a little problem at the airport last it's seems like the cops have busted this dumb american for carrying H the only way I saw it looks like to me that they got the wrong guy.
- Morgan Frye: Oh greeting to my fellow american at least it will keep the feds busy, and George.
- George: Yes Mr. Frye.
- Morgan Frye: Tell cook that lunch will be a little late today.
- Sally Cantrell: Oh!
- George: Yes Mr. Frye.
- Sally Cantrell: Ha ha ha ha! Just give him a break.
- American Counsel: Sit down Mr. Hollio.
- Ralph Hollio: Sure why I'll tell you that it sure is good to see an american face I'll tell you for sure nobody, nobody, speaks a word of English down here you wouldn't believe even I'll tell you the first thing what I'm going to do when I get back into the states, and take one of burlesque courses in Spanish so I learn the language. Ha ha ha ha! So well your the guy that going to get me out of all this huh!
- American Counsel: No, Mr. Hollio I'm the American Counsel.
- Ralph Hollio: Yeah right, your hear to break me, ah American counsel. Yeah I heard about that uh, your not suppose to be hear for a couple of weeks anyways.
- American Counsel: Not everybody hears what is true we have been criticized but we do are best, and these days were making an extra effort to make certain that you won't make any complaints when you get home in the unlikely event that you do.
- Ralph Hollio: What!
- American Counsel: Do want to know what the Mexican Law does to Heroin smugglers.
- Ralph Hollio: Yeah, yeah, I very much like to know that?
- Ralph Hollio: Forty years, that's right forty as they say odious amigo.
- Ralph Hollio: Ah come on listen there's got to something I could do right.
- American Counsel: Well first we can start out by filling in these forms.
- Ralph Hollio: But Jesus I am innocent don't you understand can't you get it through your thick head I am innocent this is a frame up.
- American Counsel: Do you know what they call it Mr. Hollio.
- Ralph Hollio: Oh!
- Ralph Hollio: Tough Kitty!
- Ralph Hollio: Uh!
- Crowd in Bar: Yeah!
- George: Have you see Captain Solborg around?
- Drunk in Bar: Games Solborgo
- George: Games Soloborgo domeo stoge Huh.
- Drunk in Bar: Okay!
- Carl Solborg: I am not asking a for you do anything that you have done before as I impartibly do something dangerous but where's your since of venture as come from the ocean, and been through the drink I can take a street car as I like pickled pigs feet.
- Crowd in Bar: Yeah!
- Carl Solborg: Hi Ho Burl, Woah!
- Drunk in Bar: Solborgo!
- Carl Solborg: Good I havens through the light of me, and in front of me. Now you got to give me a drink don't give that shit!
- Crowd in Bar: Ha ha ha ha!
- Carl Solborg: Hi Ho Burl.
- Juan The Bartender: Waiter get it out of here Solborgo.
- Crowd in Bar: Ha ha ha ha!
- Carl Solborg: Alright Juan, I want for me, and one for me Burl, Ahhhh I got it, hi ho Burl. Ahh alright the drink but I need a new liver, ah Jesus this is it the Himalayas partner Aretha alright Puerto Varas weeks ago.
- Mexican Police Officers: What's is this take it easy.
- Carl Solborg: I don't want to sue, what is this you do this for the weekend that a full track of sleep oh gees.
- Sally Cantrell: Ha ha ha ha! Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- George: I'm sorry Mr. Frye but that stupid Solborg got himself arrested.
- Morgan Frye: For What?
- George: He got drunk, he rode his mule through Juan's bar.
- Sally Cantrell: Oh, ha ha, he's so dumb, ha ha.
- Morgan Frye: George go down, and bail him out, and take him to the boat.
- Morgan Frye: Yes Sir, Mr. Frye.
- Morgan Frye: Ah!
- Sally Cantrell: Ha ha ha ha!
- Ralph Hollio: Ah Forty, forty years sure.
- Carl Solborg: You ain't never gonna to make it.
- Ralph Hollio: Oh thanks, thanks a lot.
- Carl Solborg: Oh what did you do?
- Ralph Hollio: What you believe I didn't do a got dam thing.
- Mexican Cellmate, Mexican Cellmate: Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Carl Solborg: Oh sure we got us a smack dealer.
- Ralph Hollio: I am not a smack dealer man, I am an insurance agent I was on my way home from vacation at airport, and all of a sudden I had this doll full of heroin just thrust into my arms god dam nun.
- Mexican Cellmate, Mexican Cellmate: Ha ha ha ha!
- Carl Solborg: Ha ha ha ha! Jesus.
- Ralph Hollio: Ha ha ha ha!
- Carl Solborg: Is that the truth?
- Carl Solborg: Yeah, yeah it's true man.
- Carl Solborg: Ha ha ha ha!
- Ralph Hollio: Hey there what do you do anyway?
- Carl Solborg: I rode a Burl into a bar.
- Ralph Hollio, Mexican Cellmate, Mexican Cellmate: Ha ha ha ha!
- Ralph Hollio: Why, why did you do that?
- Carl Solborg: Because it was there.
- Ralph Hollio: I see but the, you are in jail you know.
- Carl Solborg: I got some cruising on all the Burl tours.
- Ralph Hollio: Because I have been on the all Fiesta tours myself.
- Carl Solborg: It looks we winded up in the same place.
- Ralph Hollio: What, what do you do anyway, what do you really do?
- Carl Solborg: I don't do much of anything, and once I like to cruise out on a charter boat.
- Ralph Hollio: Really, what your name anyways?
- Carl Solborg: Solborg!
- Ralph Hollio: Wait are you Carl, Carl Solborg.
- Carl Solborg: Yeah!
- Ralph Hollio: You won America's cup award exactly two years ago.
- Carl Solborg: Yeah, that's right.
- Ralph Hollio: Hey man you were the greatest, very glad to know you, how are you doing.
- Carl Solborg: Ha ha ha ha! Okay! Why are you a sailor?
- Ralph Hollio: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have been sailing since I was ten.
- Carl Solborg: Maybe will sail together sometime.
- Ralph Hollio: With you I'd consider that a real offer, yes sir I really would.
- Carl Solborg: Yes.
- Ralph Hollio: Right!
- Officer Paco: Senor Captain, you have been just release.
- Ralph Hollio: Me!
- Carl Solborg: No he means me.
- Ralph Hollio: Yes of course.
- Carl Solborg: Oh Ralph, I think I'm sprung.
- Carl Solborg: Ow, oh god.
- Ralph Hollio: Hear you go.
- Carl Solborg: Owww oh, odious senor.
- Ralph Hollio: Good luck there.
- Carl Solborg: Ow, Jesus, what do you want with me?
- George: The question is Captain can you sober up long enough to sail.
- Carl Solborg: I don't who's your boss?
- George: A man with a boat, and this boat has the best gear that money can buy Captain.
- Carl Solborg: How the hell would you know?
- Morgan Frye: He knows Captain because I told him it's the best am I wrong.
- Carl Solborg: Man she's alright.
- Morgan Frye: My name is Morgan Frye, I would like you to sail to Hawaii.
- Carl Solborg: Why?
- Morgan Frye: I saw you win the cup, I'll never forget the series ever your the best, I have to have this boat in Hawaii in twenty one days, I can't sail I need someone who can.
- Carl Solborg: What are you running?
- Morgan Frye: What?
- Carl Solborg: What do you got on the boat, what are you smuggling, and what do you think I am an idiot.
- Morgan Frye: Yes Captain, I think you are, and not two many people get a second chance you just threw yours away.
- Carl Solborg: But Mr. Frye.
- Sally Cantrell: Just a minute, but Morgan you can understand him being suspicious, Captain listen to me there's nothing on the boat it's true look around.
- Carl Solborg: But Mr. Frye your a man, and just pulled me out of jail for drunk and disorderly resisting arrest, and where the hell else they had on me that costed you a little bit of money, and now want me to handle your great big beautiful boat., and I would just like to understand why you are so anxious, and so generous.
- Morgan Frye: I realize that I'm taking a calculated risk Captain but you're the only experience skipper in Malabar do you want the job, and I'll tell you what you look over the whole boat carefully if you find anything distress a few deep sex it.
- Carl Solborg: Alright I'll need one person crew.
- Morgan Frye: George I think you'll find him primitively efficient.
- Carl Solborg: A huh, how would you like to spend three weeks with George he is a bundle mischief, and what are you doing for the next two weeks.
- Morgan Frye: Ms. Cantrell is leaving with me tomorrow.
- Carl Solborg: Alright, then I'll find my own crew.
- Morgan Frye: Captain excuse me this is a rather expensive conveyance.
- Carl Solborg: But Mr Frye I don't want to steal your boat but I would like sail now does aerial flint over here know the difference between a fore stay and a jock strap.
- Morgan Frye: Ha ha ha ha! What's your price?
- Carl Solborg: Two dollars a mile.
- Morgan Frye: That's five thousand dollars your robbing me but I'll give a dollar a mile.
- Carl Solborg: Okay, I'll take it, but I'll need a little bit of advance I need to get my laundry, then my watch fixed, and then my first mate.
- Morgan Frye: Sally do you got any cash?
- Sally Cantrell: Yes!
- Morgan Frye: Can you sail tomorrow?
- Carl Solborg: If this bot is in shape we can sail tonight, well George is going to need a glass of water. I mean all of the women, every single hooker I have slept with in the past six months in Malabar your the one I love I mean it, I really mean it.
- Consuela: Bullshit Solborgo!
- Carl Solborg: Jesus woman your a hooker but I love you, but I'm asking you to do anything practically big, it's not practically dangerous, it no place you haven't been before, it's nothing you haven't done, but Jesus woman your getting, but you live your whole without having anything risk, but where is your soul, where's your heart, and humanity.
- Consuela: Double the money.
- Carl Solborg: Huh, I'll give you a counsel man.
- Mexican Cellmates: Paco, Hey Paco, Paco Parquito, all men are brothers Paco, come on knock, knock at your door.
- Officer Paco: You shut up!
- Carl Solborg: We rain on you.
- Officer Paco: You shut up, it's after midnight.
- Carl Solborg: I know listen Paco I'm leaving tomorrow on a boat, and I want to say odious amigo.
- Officer Paco: I want to Hi.
- Carl Solborg: I want to say galaxies amigo things are alright, okay listen you know you Consuela.
- Consuela, Ramona: Ha ha ha ha!
- Carl Solborg: An now you know Ramona, and now were going to have a little party.
- Consuela, Ramona: Ha ha ha ha!
- Carl Solborg: Oh bigot, listen now I'm going to tell you something Paco, I mean this is a game because you are a cop, and I am a con but who is a criminal, and who is the victim ha now you got to choose ombre.
- Officer Paco: Then I choose Consuela.
- Carl Solborg, Consuela, Ramona, Mexican Cellmates: Ha ha ha ha! Ohhhhh! Ha ha ha ha!
- Mexican Cellmates: Come on Paco open it, come on were going to get even, alright I mean it.
- Carl Solborg: Okay drink, okay.
- Carl Solborg, Consuela, Ramona, Mexican Cellmates: Ha ha ha ha!
- Carl Solborg: Alright, your pretty feisty, hey Ralph, Ralph.
- Ralph Hollio: Yes!
- Carl Solborg: I got Paco right outside, Paco listen.
- Officer Paco: Alright!
- Carl Solborg: Hey, hey listen to me, hey you don't leave me alone shh, this is a legitimate conversation but there is only one difference this is going to be a general converse visit so what to got to know there uh hi here you go suck on it. Ha ha ha ha!
- Ralph Hollio: Hey Paco, that woman she's married to this man Paco.
- Carl Solborg: Hey that's right high your not going to let him go away say it go now.
- Consuela, Ramona: Oh no, ah.
- Ralph Hollio: Let's attend the party in here come on.
- Officer Paco: Ah no glorious.
- Carl Solborg, Consuela: Ah Paco, hey come on, um hum, ha ha ha ha! You have fun dancing. Hey! Hey Paco, listen. Ah! People with all know.
- Ramona: Ah Paco!
- Consuela, Ramona: Ha ha ha ha!
- Ralph Hollio: Mam! aw some congratulations sir.
- Consuela: Alright!
- Carl Solborg: The party starts here sure. Ha ha ha ha! Alright Rock uh good.
- Consuela: Ummm!
- Ralph Hollio: I Went to a party at the county jail.
- Carl Solborg: Come on let's go.
- Ralph Hollio: Were going to make it.
- Carl Solborg: Were going to be casting off.
- Ralph Hollio: Okay!
- George: I think we bought us some trouble Solborg's first mate is the same guy I saw busted the airport the stories right there in the paper on top of that he Captain broke him out of jail.
- Morgan Frye: So we go ourselves a convict drug felon on board ah wonderful.
- George: Do you want I to go after him.
- Sally Cantrell: You going to have a lot of trouble with Solborg, and who's going to sail your boat.
- Morgan Frye: Now we just got to make sure that we're on the docks when are ship comes in.
- Ralph Hollio: Woo wee! I looks really great huh! You know I have been watching that compass all night long, and I can't help but notice that were heading on a course straight west without changing where are we going anyway?
- Carl Solborg: Sure were going to the states.
- Ralph Hollio: What do you mean where going to the states, and how are we going there by the way of Japan.
- Carl Solborg: Why don't you go below, and find some Scotch then pull all of the charts for course in Hawaii in three weeks to Kahana Bay.
- Ralph Hollio: Kahana Bay!
- Carl Solborg: Well Hawaii is the states you know.
- Herb: Woah! Ha ha ha ha!
- Doris: You got him Herb keep him steady, and can I get you anything, a tuna fish sandwich, I got tuna, bologna, and some nice lean corn beef.
- Herb: Water, and no talk.
- Doris: Right, Herb, right. Herb, Herb!
- Herb: Shut Up Doris!
- Doris: There some people there in a life boat out there, Herb there's some sitting in the middle of the ocean.
- Herb: Ohhhh! Got dam it!
- Doris: We got to help them Herb god know how long there just sitting there.
- Herb: Got dam it, I am not going to lose this fish shut up. Ohhh!
- Doris: Listen to me Herb.
- Herb: Ohhh!
- Doris: Ohhh! You lost it.
- Herb: Dam it, dam it, okay Doris what to want me to say, got dam it.
- Hijacker, Hijacker: Thank you!
- Doris: Okay, give me your line relax.
- Herb: What the hell's the matter with you people what are you doing.
- Hijacker: We were out there for three days with no water, Jesus man, Jesus.
- Herb: Got dam natives.
- Doris: Okay! Here let me help you careful of the bags.
- Herb: What the hell were you sailing around if you don't know what your doing?
- Hijacker: What the hell do you expect on this here Hawaiian kid he's just a little kid.
- Doris: What's going on, what is this?
- Herb: You get off my boat you already lost me a beautiful Marlin, no overboard your going to pay for this, pay for this, got dam you, got dam you.
- Secretary: Good morning sir, Mr. Gordon's waiting, and your coffee is going to ready in about five minutes.
- Ray Hollister: You look beautiful today.
- Secretary: Thanks!
- Ray Hollister: Can you get your feet off my desk, and your butt out of my seat.
- Agent Gordon: Do you want the bad news, the worst news, and the contasfee.
- Ray Hollister: I want you out of the seat, let's go, and move.
- Agent Gordon: On Friday they busted two pound of smack, and the deal is supposed to be.
- Ray Hollister: Who bust?
- Agent Gordon: The Mexicans!
- Ray Hollister: Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh! Up!
- Agent Gordon: The pinched him in Malabar boarding an airplane, the bad news wasn't about the bust.
- Ray Hollister: Who was the courier?
- Agent Gordon: Uh, a Ralph Hollio, twenty-nine, Caucasian, lives here in L.A., and insurance salesman with Global Life that what he told the embassy it all checks out he has a clean record.
- Ray Hollister: Yah bet, what about the smack?
- Agent Gordon: Packed in a pinata he claims that it was handed to him by a nun at the airport.
- Ray Hollister: A nun!
- Agent Gordon: She was killed, and so was the killer they wounded a Federale that kid could be innocent.
- Ray Hollister: Yah, were all innocent.
- Agent Gordon: An in Hawaii another boat pirated over there yesterday, an american couple middle age, fifty-foot powerboat that the worst news.
- Ray Hollister: Yah, what's the caterstrophic?
- Agent Gordon: The chief has congressman Buelford in his office
- Ray Hollister: Wayne Buelford!
- Agent Gordon: That's right, congress wants to know what your going to do about all that nasty dope.
- Ray Hollister: Yah, that's right it's a election year, yah congressman longtime no see.
- Wayne Buelford: Since Saigon.
- Ray Hollister, Wayne Buelford: Higher court hotel. Yah! Got any Saigon Fever.
- Wayne Buelford: Thank you Ray, finally I can get some straight answers around here.
- Ray Hollister: Well Sir.
- Wayne Buelford: A lot of people are getting worried about these sea thefts, and it's coming through on these boats the drug enforcement administration.
- Ray Hollister: Finally sir let me say something.
- Wayne Buelford: There reusing these boats for ship narcotics, drugs, marijuana, and dope.
- Ray Hollister: Well sir, excuse me it possible you see there's no way we can actually patrol the entire western coastline in the United States America, and keep are eye on every pleasure craft that out there in Pacific Ocean.
- Wayne Buelford: Are you planning on letting him go on.
- Ray Hollister: Well no congressman but actually what were trying to do is stop the production of narcotics at it's source, and once we do that we don't have to worry about any hijacking of pleasure craft or anything else.
- Wayne Buelford: How do you plan to do that?
- Ray Hollister: Ah well the Chief and I are actually thinking about bringing you to one of the sites so you can get a first hand point of view.
- Wayne Buelford: Out there where the action is.
- Ray Hollister: That's right of course we are going to put a careful person like you in a entire zone or anything.
- Wayne Buelford: Oh well I'm a veteran.