Kingdom of the Spiders (1977)

Joe Ross: Vern Johnson

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• Betty Johnson : I understand you're... you're a scientist. You know, you and Vern have a lot in common.

  Diane Ashley : Oh... uhh, really?

  Vern Johnson : That's how I make all my money... kinda scientific you know... through chemicals.

  Diane Ashley : Oh, you're a chemist?

  Betty Johnson : You don't understand, Vern invented a new kind of chemical toilet... you know the kind they use at construction sites.

  Vern Johnson : Sold the business though... sold out to my partner... just couldn't take the pressure anymore.

  [laughs] 

  Vern Johnson : Uhh, say...

  [looks over his shoulder at his wife] 

  Vern Johnson : Uhh, say, can I buy you a drink? A pretty girl like you shouldn't be drinking alone.

  Diane Ashley : No thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Johnson...

  [looks at the bartender] 

  Diane Ashley : Umm, good night.

  [leaves]