- King Bruce: What do you do with these Easter eggs?
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Eat 'em.
- King Bruce: Just like an ordinary egg?
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Well, I guess they're not ordinary. I guess there should be some sort of a ritual.
- King Bruce: What ritual?
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Um... good question.
- Child: What came first, Mr. Kluger: the chicken or the egg?
- S.D. Kluger: Girls, if you please.
- Chicken #1: Really? What a question to ask us!
- Chicken #2: I mean, did you ever!
- [chuckles]
- Chicken #3: Let's tell it like it was, girls.
- Chicken #1, Chicken #2, Chicken #3: [singing] What came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What a silly riddle! / Just like asking who came first: / The pussycat or the fiddle.
- Chicken #2: The chicken was first, that we can prove / With a little Bible lesson: / When Noah took the animals on the ark, / That sure fixed the progression!
- Chicken #1, Chicken #2, Chicken #3: How 'bout what came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What's there to agree on? / Just like asking who came first: / The fountain or Ponce de León.
- Chicken #2: There was no egg aboard that ark, / Just a Mr. and Mrs. Chicken! / When the water dried out, they hatched an egg, / That should make the plot unthicken.
- Chicken #1, Chicken #2, Chicken #3: How 'bout what came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What a crazy query! / Just like asking who came first: / The cow or Mrs. O'Leary. / Yeah! / What came first, / The chicken or the egg? / Now it's not a mystery:
- Chicken #1: The chicken was first...
- Chicken #3: The egg was last.
- Chicken #1, Chicken #2, Chicken #3: And that's writ down in history!
- S.D. Kluger (narrator): Well, it all began many years ago, far, far away, way beyond the other side of Big Rock Mountain. There, settled snuggly in the fantastic valley was a little village known as Kidville. Now, the reason it was known as Kidville is because no one but children lived there. A spunky, brave, ragtag little community of young fellows and girls, and no grown-ups at all. Why, there was a kid mayor, and a kid policeman, and fireman, even a kid mailman. Yep. That's me from way back when. That's how come I know this story so well.
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: What's going on here?
- Hallelujah Jones: Why, they're having the time of their lives! Those eggs came flying out of the sky and hid themselves good and proper, so everybody in Kidville came out here to find them all!
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: The kids are having so much fun looking for the eggs, I think from here on in, I'll always hide 'em.
- Child: Oh! So that's why he hides them.
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: [breaking the fourth wall] That's why.
- S.D. Kluger (narrator): Town was the most dismal unpleasant place Sunny had ever seen. Nobody laughed, everybody dressed in black, pretty flowers were against the law.
- Hallelujah Jones: Where'd you say you came from?
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Kidville.
- Hallelujah Jones: Well, that's just where I'm headin'. If you don't make it back, they'll have room for one more.
- Lilly Longtooth: What do we do now?
- Guard #1: Get lots of salt?
- Lilly Longtooth: Salt? For what?
- Guard #2: For all those nummy Easter eggs we're about to eat.
- S.D. Kluger (narrator): So, he was named after the Easter morning sunrise and the rebirth of life it represented. He was taken back to Kidville and became the town's official pet. Now rabbits grow a lot faster than people, and being around kids, little Sunny grew more like a kid than a bunny. But soon, he was one year old, full-grown, and as bright and as smart as anybody in Kidville.
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Sorry I made you miss your supper.
- King Bruce: It's alright. It was just going to be beans again anyway.
- Gadzooks: This for me?
- Chicken #1: Now you can be all nicely dressed for Easter, Honey Bear.
- Chicken #2: Sweetie Pie.
- Chicken #3: Sugar Love.
- Lilly Longtooth: What do you call this flower?
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Why, it's named after you. It's called a Lilly.
- Lilly Longtooth: Thank you.
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Aww, no time for blubber. Let's join the celebration down there! Let's all have a Happy Easter!
- King Bruce: If this is an Easter egg, then you must be the Easter Bunny.
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Well, nobody's ever called me that before.
- King Bruce: Sure they did.
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Who?
- King Bruce: Me. I'm the king, and what I say goes.
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Well, if you say so.
- King Bruce: I hereby dub you the Easter Bunny, royal knight of the rainbow eggs.
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Why not give it a try? Peel one and take a bite.
- Guard #1: Not me. I'm not gonna be first. Doesn't look like it'll taste good anyway.
- Guard #2: Yeah. Me neither.
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Well, if everybody felt that way, we'd probably still be eating leaves and flowers. Someone's gotta be first, you know.
- Chicken #1: What are you doing? Who's going to eat all those eggs?
- Chicken #2: Make mine three minutes. Oh, what am I saying? Oh my!
- Chicken #3: I can't bear to watch a month's work boiled!
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Well, I'm boiling them so they won't get broken on the trip over the Big Rock Mountain.
- Chicken #1, Chicken #2, Chicken #3: Solid, man!
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Egg-xactly!
- King Bruce: Must I, Aunt Lilly?
- Lilly Longtooth: You will do as I tell you. Eat your beans!
- King Bruce: That's all anybody ever eats in this kingdom! Beans, beans, and more beans!
- Lilly Longtooth: I think beans are sufficient, and what I think is so! Now, eat your beans. You must set a good example for your subjects. You are king!
- King Bruce: I don't want to be king! I want to be just an ordinary kid like everybody else!
- Lilly Longtooth: You're staying king and liking it, your majesty!
- Hallelujah Jones: Why, they'll give their eyeteeth to build a railroad over the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Rock Candy Mountain?
- Hallelujah Jones: Well, to get the guys to do a job like this, you gotta sweeten the deal.
- Gadzooks: Any more eggs, rabbit?
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: No, I'm just selling these colored stones as paperweights.
- Gadzooks: Gadzooks! What do I want with stones? I live on Big Rock! Rabbit, I want eggs! You go back and get me eggs!
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Some other time. Bye!
- [dashes off]
- Gadzooks: That ain't the way to Kidville!
- Child: Mmm! Delicious!
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: Mmm! Delicious!
- Hallelujah Jones: Mmm-mmm! De-licorice!
- Hallelujah Jones: Where ya bound?
- Sunny the Easter Bunny: I don't know.
- Hallelujah Jones: Been there a lot of times! Best part is you never have to worry about getting there on time!