Eat My Dust (1976)

Harry Frazier: Farmer Hale

Quotes 

• Farmer Hale : [singing]  I'd rather pitch hay than woo, I'd rather fork straw than scooby doo.

• Dep. Gallo : This old bastard's under arrest for assaulting an officer!

  Farmer Hale : And this flat-wit and them kids wrecked my whole farm in about fifteen seconds and wouldn't do a damn thing about it!

  Dep. Gallo : Hey, don't blame that on me. Some kid that looked a lot like Hoover, Harry, went through that place like a bomb on wheels. All I was trying to do was keep up with them, then this hayseed...

  Sheriff Niebold : [wearily]  All right, all right. We'll take care of it later. Now if you don't mind, Mr. Hale, waiting in the VIP lounge, I'll be with you shortly.

  Farmer Hale : Well, I expect to get my just desserts.

  Clark : [as Farmer Hale is walking towards the drunk tank]  Right. Why be different?

  Dep. Gallo : No kidding, Harry. They wrecked everything: fences, chicken coops, cow barns, everything!

  Sheriff Niebold : [exasperated]  Oh, put it in your report. I don't want to hear anymore.

• Dep. Gallo : [over radio]  Deputy Gallo to Chief Nielbold!

  Sheriff Niebold : [turns on speaker]  Go ahead, Jerry. Where are you?

  Dep. Gallo : I'm relaxing in a mud bath out on Farmer Hale's ranch!

  Farmer Hale : And it'll cost you to the nose to fix it, you flatfoot bastard!