Trevor Howard: Squire Western
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Servant Girl : Oooh, Squire Western, you dirty old devil, Sir. And I thought you was asleep.
Squire Western : Did you now? Hey, don't struggle so, you know I've got a bad heart. And when I go, I want to die in bed.
Servant Girl : Not with me, you ain't!
Squire Western : Hmm, you're plump as a Christmas goose. And that's without the stuffing.
Servant Girl : Many a true word spoken in jest, Sir.
Squire Western : What do mean, girl?
Servant Girl : I hardly know how to say it, Sir. As you know, I'm a single girl, God-fearing and blameless.
Squire Western : Yes, yes, yes, go on.
Servant Girl : I'm with child!
Squire Western : What? Tell me who's pupped you and I'll make him wish he'd never been born.
Servant Girl : Careful of your heart, Sir.
Squire Western : Damn my heart! Give me his name. I'll make him wed you. Come along!
Servant Girl : T'was you, Sir!
Squire Western : Whaaat?
Servant Girl : T'is yours, Sir.
Squire Western : Oh, my heart!
Servant Girl : At Christmas, when you was giving out the presents. Oh, Sir, are you alright?
Squire Western : Yes. Yes, but best not to mention it again.
Servant Girl : What I am to do?
Squire Western : When the brat arrives, wrap him in a pudding cloth and place the bastard dumpling on the doorstep.
Servant Girl : Then what, Sir?
Squire Western : Then I'll deem that it's been left by providence and adopt it as my own.
Servant Girl : But the child, Sir. What life is there for a bastard child?
Squire Western : The best. Ha-ha! For i should know.
Servant Girl : Oh, were you one, Sir. I might have guessed.
Squire Western : Impudent, Hussy, certainly not. Put another log on the fire and listen to the tale I have to tell...
