Thieves Like Us (1974)

Bert Remsen: T-Dub

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Quotes 

• T-Dub : Yeah, I made my mistake when I was a kid. But kids don't see things. I should've been a doctor or a lawyer or run for office. I shoulda robbed people with my brain instead of a gun.

• T-Dub : Boys, when I sack this one up, it'll be my 37th.

• Keechie : Here's you some Picayunes. We're all out of Twenty Grands.

  T-Dub : Damn it. I haven't had a Twenty Grand in two years. I don't want a Picayune.

  Chicamaw : You smoke anything and you know it.

• T-Dub : [reading aloud about their escape in the newspaper]  "When asked why the three trustees were able to escape, the warden, Everett Gaylord, replied, 'If you can't trust a trustee, who can you trust?'"

• T-Dub : My cuticles feel fine. Now, listen, Lula. When Mattie goes to sleep tonight, I want you to come to my room, you understand?

  Lula : What for?

  T-Dub : Well, I'd like - I'd like you to - I like girls to do things to me.

  Lula : Well, I'm trying to give you a manicure.

  T-Dub : Listen to me.

  Lula : You'd like that if you just...

  T-Dub : No. Listen to me. I want you to rub me all over. You know what I mean?

  [Lula shakes her head no] 

• T-Dub : Gotta find me a doctor who's a thief like us who could saw off these fingerprints and fix that foot. Then I'd rear up in New Jersey on that little farm at North Branch. Just let the mistletoe hang off my coattail for the rest of the world.

• T-Dub : Gentlemen, that settles it. It'll be my 30th bank.

• T-Dub : Well, gentlemen, this'll be my 33rd bank.

• T-Dub : This is gonna be my 36th bank!