It's a Mystery, Charlie Brown (1974 TV Short)

Melanie Kohn: Lucy

Quotes 

• Linus : Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust. Snoopy will find it, and find it he must.

  Snoopy : [holding up a broom straw]  Aha!

  Lucy : That's a broom straw. So what?

• Linus : Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. The proof of the pudding is under the crust.

  Lucy : AAAUGH!

• Lucy : [reading Snoopy's defense]  "To the court. In perfect accord, we ask for decree nisi, nuns pro tune, or trover and replevin. Or else the parties of the first part charge barratry of the court, ipso facto." Oh, good grief.

• Lucy : [as a judge]  Oyez, oyez! The court is now in session! The stenographer will take down all events pertaining to this case!

  [bangs gavel] 

  Lucy : Seven cents, please.

  Charlie Brown : But you haven't done anything yet.

  Lucy : It's a well-known fact that silver in the scales of justice have a great affinity.

• Lucy : [reading Snoopy's testimony]  "Whereas the party of the first part hereafter known as 'Woodstock' and whereas the party of the second part hereafter known as 'Sally Brown' therefore and heretofore were are and will be parties to or therefrom to this agreement, ipso facto, quod set lambda, and whereas in subsequent parties of value

  [Woodstock starts yawning] 

  Lucy : and pluribus cunums in laude therein and hereto..." Oh, good grief.

• Lucy : Stenographer, please read back the plaintiff's last statement.

  Linus : Uh...

  [looks over his notes] 

  Linus : Uh... actually, I just got past the "oyez, oyez" and, uh... What came after "oyez"?

  Lucy : Good grief.