Herbie Rides Again (1974)

Richard X. Slattery: Traffic Commissioner

Quotes 

• Alonzo Hawk : [being stopped by a policeman in traffic]  The traffic commissioner shall hear of this!

  Traffic Commissioner : I *am* the commissioner.

  Alonzo Hawk : Then what're you doing in that monkey suit? A traffic commissioner would dress in dignified clothes.

  Traffic Commissioner : This happens to be my dress uniform. I was on my way to the ceremony for I Am A Policeman Day.

• Traffic Commissioner : Ah, it's you again, Mr. Hawk.

  Alonzo Hawk : Save me! Save me! They're after me! They're after me!

  Traffic Commissioner : Who's after you?

  Alonzo Hawk : Those little cars, hundreds of them. Can't you see them, you idiot?

  Traffic Commissioner : Mr. Hawk, I wonder would you mind coming down to my place of business?

  Alonzo Hawk : I would be happy to. I would - Ooh, oh, oh, ahh!

  [Alonso Hawk's final line]