Airport 1975 (1974)

Roy Thinnes: Urias

Quotes 

• Captain Stacy : I hear we expect a bumpy ride tonight.

  Urias : I used to know a stewardess who thought that was sexy.

  Captain Stacy : You're weird, you know that?

• Urias : Checklist.

  Julio : Windshield heat?

  Urias : A-ok. Safe from all kinds of flying birdies.

  Julio : [In reference to Bette]  Except young flying quale...

  Bette : You're a disgrace to your race, do you know that?