Carry on Abroad (1972)
Joan Sims: Cora Flange
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Quotes
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Vic Flange : [flapping his hands like wings] Flying! You don't like flying, remember?
Cora Flange : [flapping her hands like wings] I don't like washing floors, but I'd still rather do that than you get some other scrubber!
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Harry : I hear you're going on your holiday tomorrow, then?
Vic Flange : Just a weekend.
Harry : All right for some, you taking the missus, too?
Vic Flange : No, she won't go abroad. Doesn't like flying, do you, love?
Cora Flange : All the same, if I did, someone has to look after the pub.
Vic Flange : It's one of them new package deals. 17 quid, all in.
Harry : Where are you going to?
Vic Flange : Oh, some new resort in the Med.
Cora Flange : Oh, for Heaven's sake, Vic, why don't you tell him? It's a place called Elsbels.
Harry : Elsbels? The island?
Vic Flange : Yes.
Harry : Tomorrow?
Vic Flange : Yes.
Harry : Blimey, there's a coincidence for you.
Vic Flange : What is?
Harry : Sadie's going on the same trip!
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Cora Flange : Coach? I though we were going by air?
Vic Flange : We have to go in the coach to get to the airport!
Cora Flange : But you didn't say anything about coaches; I don't like going in them either.
Vic Flange : Oh, gawd blimey. You're determined to have a good time aren't you?
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Cora Flange : You filthy, rotten, stinking beast!
Vic Flange : What have I done now?
Cora Flange : Don't you come the innocent with me. You and that Sadie Tomkins..."Are you going on the same trip too? Oh, well, fancy that, yes, fancy that." Well, I don't fancy that AT ALL!
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Vic Flange : Oh, have a heart, darling, you know I need this holiday. You wouldn't want me to go without it just because she's going to be there.
Cora Flange : If she's going to be there, you won't be going without it!