Slither (1973)

James Caan: Dick Kanipsia

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• Dick Kanipsia : [noticing Barry grooming his mustache]  What the hell are you doing?

  Barry Fenaka : Business. You look in control, you *are* in control.

• Kitty Kopetzky : [they're sitting in a public laundromat]  I wouldn't wash any of my stuff in a place like this.

  Dick Kanipsia : Is that a fact?

  Kitty Kopetzky : I mean, the water doesn't boil, right? Has to be germs all over the place, right? Hair - there's pubic hair by the bushel basket floating around in there.

  Dick Kanipsia : [very annoyed]  Oh, please, please, please! Will you just stop? I mean, for once, all right?

• Kitty Kopetzky : It's working, man. You're playing right into their hands.

  Dick Kanipsia : What's working? Whose hands?

  Barry Fenaka : [holding a shotgun]  Not this kid anyway.

  Kitty Kopetzky : That's not going to do any good. If you all calm down I can explain the problem here.

  Dick Kanipsia : Oh, I'd bet you can.

  Mary Fenaka : I... I'd like to hear.

  Kitty Kopetzky : Don't be so goddamned cynical. You know, there's some things you're never going to understand. First time I laid eyes on those two black objects out there I knew what was happening, because I can see the obvious, whereas you people try to look right through everything, okay? Now get this: they're flying saucers.

  Barry Fenaka : For Christ's sake.

• Dick Kanipsia : [to Kitty]  Well, I've, uh, always considered it my duty to take the best care of my body possible. I mean, that includes everything from not getting it beat up, or abused or... killed, or infected.

• Dick Kanipsia : [to Kitty]  If you keep eatin' that candy bar, your face is gonna' look like a pizza.