- Mike: It's slavery being a cook. Slavery.
- Sid: It'll do you good. When I was your age, we worked...
- Mike, Jean Abbot: We worked from 6 in the morning till 10 at night!
- Sid: Very comical!
- Ronald Baines: [watching Sid fill the petrol tank on the lawnmower with a chamber pot] Such confidence!
- Removal Van Driver: Has his steering gone?
- Ronald Baines: I don't know whether it's his steering, or him!