Bad Company (1972)

David Huddleston: Big Joe

Quotes 

• Big Joe : I'd like to get my hands around the throat of the son of a bitch that told me to go west.

• Big Joe : [Talking to the posse that's about to hang him]  I'll tell ya boys... I'm the oldest whore on the block.

• Hobbs : You go ahead and eat your beans, Joe. Me and the boys can take 'em easy. There's only two.

  Big Joe : My boy, if it was a blind woman in a wheelchair, I'd still give her the odds.

• Big Joe : Damn, Jackson, I wouldn't mind you being so stupid if you was good company, but you ain't even that!

• Big Joe : My boy, let me give you a little piece of advice. If you're going to pull a gun on somebody, which happens from time to time in these parts, you better fire it about a half a second after you do it... because most men aren't as patient as I am.

• Marshal : Chaw?

  Big Joe : [Lighting his pipe]  When I want to chew on horseshit, I'll let you know.

• Big Joe : [to the runaways]  Goodbye, boys. Just think of us as some terrible nightmare that came and went. By nightfall you'll forget we were ever here.