$ (1971)

Goldie Hawn: Dawn Divine

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• Dawn Divine : I've got no will power.

  Mr. Kessel : Good!

  Dawn Divine : So, twice a week, first shopping and then business with my private box.

  Mr. Kessel : Oh, I would give anything to see your private box.

  Dawn Divine : Mr. Kessel, all boxes are the same. You know that. Only some boxes are big and some are small.

• Dawn Divine : You are a victim of the establishment.

  Joe Collins : You're not?

  Dawn Divine : Don't be silly. I am the establishment. I'm for smoking and drinking and infidelity, money, and I go to church.

  Joe Collins : These guys are the establishment. These guys. Hidden money. Big money. That's the establishment. Right there. You're not one of 'em. You work for 'em! Everybody. Judges. Lawyers. Politicians. Even the banks. They work for 'em. All of us! We're all working for them.

• Joe Collins : Look. Just one time, if you could, please, just get it straight.

  Dawn Divine : I love it straight.

• Dawn Divine : What's your name? John?

  [Candy Man nods his head yes] 

  Dawn Divine : Good. I like Johns. I know a lot of Johns, only not one of them is really named John.

• Dawn Divine : Terrific! Rob one, rob 'em all! Rob the banks! Rob all the banks! Right on!

  Joe Collins : Wait a minute.

  Dawn Divine : Revolution! Woodstock!

  Joe Collins : Are you finished?

  Dawn Divine : Ho Chi Minh and a bottle of gin! Whoops!

  Joe Collins : Are you finished?

  Dawn Divine : Power to the people.

  Joe Collins : Finished?

  Dawn Divine : Finished.

• Dawn Divine : Get somebody else. I'm a born loser.

  Joe Collins : Ah, now come on, I want you.

  Dawn Divine : But, I'm not lucky.

  Joe Collins : Sometimes when people are unlucky by themselves, they're lucky together.

• Dawn Divine : He could have killed me too, you know?

  Joe Collins : That's right.

  Dawn Divine : I hate him!

  Joe Collins : Waste of time!

  Dawn Divine : I don't care! I could kill him!

  Joe Collins : Hey, stealing's a business, not a crusade.

• Mr. Kessel : [seeing Miss Devine's heavily-loaded grocery bag]  Ahhhh, Fraulein! Soooo much to eat for such a little girl

  Dawn Divine : [giggling]  I have no willpower!

• Sarge : [seeing that Miss Devine is exiting the booth that he was planning to go into]  Hey - - what're you doing in there?

  Dawn Divine : [flashing a bright mischievous smile and replying in a pretend furtive whisper]  Robbing a bank!

• Dawn Divine : [into a phone]  Now?

  Joe Collins : [into the phone]  No. The bank is crowded.

  [Joe sees the Candy Man standing at the register near the vault] 

  Joe Collins : It's overcrowded.

  Dawn Divine : Fireworks started yet?

  [Joe sees the Candy Man walk past him and into the vault to his safety deposit box] 

  Joe Collins : Uh... that'll be any minute.

• Customs : [during Dawn's strip-search for smuggled drugs]  And the panties, please.

  Dawn Divine : [in a bewildered remonstrating tone]  Now, what could I possibly hide in THERE?

  Customs : [holding up a condom]  Do you know about these?

  Dawn Divine : [giving big innocent eyes]  Never use 'em.

  Customs : Women hide them, you know, inside themselves. They fill them with heroin, marijuana, cocaine, pills.

  [Dawn hands over her panties] 

  Customs : Now, bend over - and spread your legs. Please.

  [Customs Agent puts on a rubber glove] 

  Dawn Divine : Oh my God!

• Joe Collins : Don't you ever take your clothes off to do it?

  Dawn Divine : Oh, you're so square.

• Dawn Divine : One old gentlman gets very young when I wear a black garter belt and yellow stockings.

• Dawn Divine : I might be ignorant, but, I'm not stupid.

  Joe Collins : Wait a minute, did I say you were stupid? I'm not even sure you're ignorant.

  Dawn Divine : Well, I am.

• Dawn Divine : You may not always be right; but, you're never wrong.

• Dawn Divine : Oh! Oh! Oh, God. Um! Wow.

  Joe Collins : Is it all right?

  Dawn Divine : Oh, yeah! Hey, do you think there's any connection between crime and sex?