Bananas (1971)

Ted Chapman: Policeman

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• Prosecutor : Your witness.

  Fielding Mellish : Officer Dowd, have you ever had sexual relations with a girl with really big breasts?

  Policeman : Yes, sir. I did.

  Fielding Mellish : Hmm-hmm. And how did you find it?

  Policeman : Very - erotic.

  Fielding Mellish : I was just checking.

• Prosecutor : And you remember Fielding Mellish?

  Policeman : He's got a record. He was always being picked up at one demonstration or another. He's a bad apple - a Commie! A New York Jewish Intellectual Communist Crackpot. I mean, I don't want to cast no aspersions.