There's a Girl in My Soup (1970)

Nicky Henson: Jimmy

Quotes 

• Jimmy : Are you him?

  Andrew : Well, I'm certainly not her.

• Robert Danvers : Look, that's enough. You are most arrogant young idiot I've ever laid my eyes on. What's left of them. You imagine that if a woman even looks at you, it must be love. And that any man over 40, eh 34, I mean, 35, must be repellent.

  Jimmy : Well let's face it, chicks don't go out with old geezers like you for their lovely profiles, do they?

  Robert Danvers : I can beat you to any woman.

  Jimmy : You what?

  Robert Danvers : Yes. Any woman, any place, any time!

• Robert Danvers : You can hardly expect her to enjoy sharing you.

  Jimmy : Why not? Most of the blokes I know are havin' it off with birds all over the place.

  Robert Danvers : Well...

  Jimmy : Well, I just want to get mine under the same roof. Save me self a bloody fortune, mate.

• Jimmy : Will you listen to me? Oh, Christ, my head.

  Marion : I hope your head breaks open and all your brains spill out all over the place and you tread on them and fall over.

  [slams the door] 

  Robert Danvers : Gruesome turn of phrase, hasn't she?

• Jimmy : My eyes feel like two piss holes in the snow. I reckon I could grow mushrooms on my tongue.

• Robert Danvers : What is so offense about her being with me?

  Jimmy : Well me. Don't you think you ought to know better at your age?

• Jimmy : What about women, eh? Just cause I'm moving Caroline in, she starts screaming blue murder.

  Robert Danvers : Well, that's only natural, isn't it?

  Jimmy : Natural? Why? Caroline'd be company for her. Cut the 'ousework in 'alf. They'd be laughin'. No, it's too reasonable. Friggin' women. I tell you, if I didn't fancy them so much, I reckon I'd change sides.

• Marion : Do you still want to share us both?

  Jimmy : Oh, changed your mind have you?

  Caroline : Now, just a minute.

  Jimmy : Shut up. Nobody's asking you.

• Jimmy : You're lucky I'm a pacifist. Otherwise, I'd give you a free kick in the cobblers.

• Andrew : What's happened to your other girlfriend?

  Jimmy : Oh, her. I booted her ass out of it.

  Andrew : Did you, really? You sweet old fashioned thing.

  Jimmy : Where is she then?

  Andrew : Who knows? Rubbing her ass, presumably. - - Oh, you mean Marion.