There's a Girl in My Soup (1970)

John Comer: John, the porter

Quotes 

• John, the porter : He is back, sir, but, he's got company.

  Andrew : At 6:30 at the middle of rush hour?

  John, the porter : I think he's workin' them in shifts now, sir. I don't know sir, but, they go in and out of there like a woman's relay race.

  Andrew : He must be very - fit.

  John, the porter : You should see this one sir. Oh, the legs on her - right up to her bum. Not like my Misses. Her ass comes down to meet her knees.