There's a Girl in My Soup (1970)
Tony Britton: Andrew
Quotes
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John, the porter : He is back, sir, but, he's got company.
Andrew : At 6:30 at the middle of rush hour?
John, the porter : I think he's workin' them in shifts now, sir. I don't know sir, but, they go in and out of there like a woman's relay race.
Andrew : He must be very - fit.
John, the porter : You should see this one sir. Oh, the legs on her - right up to her bum. Not like my Misses. Her ass comes down to meet her knees.
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Andrew : Who is this?
Robert Danvers : Can't you look at a girl without lathering up?
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Andrew : You treat your sex life like a continuous wine tasting. Roll 'em 'round and spit 'em out.
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Andrew : Well, I must offer you my heartiest congratulations, old boy. She is a doll!
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Andrew : It's rather like picking one's nose in public when one has a perfectly adequate handkerchief in one's pocket.