Pufnstuf (1970)
Billie Hayes: Witchiepoo
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Quotes
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Witchiepoo : [surrounded by stupid flunkies] How do you get out of this chicken outfit?
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Witchiepoo : [facing abject defeat] What is it about you rotten good guys? You always win! Drat! Drat! DRAAAAAAAAAT!
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Orson Vulture : [as Witchiepoo frets] Please, Witchiepoo, calm down!
Witchiepoo : 'Calm down', he says! The commander-in-chief of all witchdom is bringing our convention here, and she wants to see my flute, and I don't have my flute, and he says CAAAAAAALM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!
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Witchiepoo : Witches and children first. Gangway!
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Witchiepoo : Roses are red, violets are blue, look who's here. Witchiepoo.
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Witchiepoo : The end? That's what THEY think. I'll get them yet! Oh, go home and have a nightmare.
[cackles]
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Witchiepoo : [sobbing at the loss of] Freddy!
Boss Witch : He's with the angels now.
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Witchiepoo : So they wanna fight dirty, eh? Well, I'll show 'em! Hang onto your feathers! Ahhhhh!
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Witchiepoo : Wait a minute! You talk funny. I don't remember you. Who are you?
Jimmy : [disguised as a witch] Get your hands off me, old poop! I happen to be a foreign delegate from the British territory
Witchiepoo : What's your name?
Jimmy : Uh, the name is Witch Beatle!
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Witchiepoo : Oh, why didn't I listen to Mother and marry a nice, reliable werewolf?
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Witchiepoo : I'm warning you sickies for the last time. Scram or I'll zap you all into centipedes with bad feet.
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[disguised as a flower, Witchiepoo shoos away a pollinating bee and a nectar-seeking bird]
Witchiepoo : I've heard about the birds and the bees, but this is ridiculous!
[coyly into the camera]
Witchiepoo : A flower just isn't safe around here.
