Hi, Mom! (1970)

Allen Garfield: Joe Banner

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• Joe Banner : [critiquing a porno]  She looks inhibited, right? You know why she looks inhibited? She hasn't had the right direction. She has not been told who she is in this film. That girl does not want to screw anybody--she wants to screw the man of her life. So who do they put her in with, eh? Some weirdo with gold hair. Yeah, that's funny, huh... what's going to happen when her mother sees the picture, know what I mean?

• Joe Banner : [critiquing a porno]  This girl is obviously somebody who needs a movie. But not this movie!

  Joe Banner : [gestures to man reaching his hand into Banner's lap]  If it were this movie, he wouldn't be doing this to me, he wouldn't be putting his hands on my balls.