Cowboy : I lost my grip doing my chin-ups and fell on my heels and twisted my back.
Emory : You shouldn't wear heels when you do chin-ups!
Cowboy : I'm not a steal. I cost twenty dollars.
Cowboy : [about long distance calls] I'm glad I don't have to pay the bill!
Michael : Quiet!
Harold : Oh, don't worry, Michael won't pay it either.
Michael : [about the cowboy] How much was he Emory?
Emory : A STEAL!
Michael : A ham sandwich. Fifty cents, any time of the day or night.
Harold : [about Michael] KING... of the pig people!
[repeated line]
Cowboy : Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Harold, happy birthday to you!
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