- Charity Hope Valentine: Wow, this place is sure full of celebrities. I'm the only one in here I've never heard of.
- Oscar Lindquist: The odds against us are at least a hundred to one.
- Charity Hope Valentine: Those are the best odds I ever had.
- Fandango Taxi Girls: Hey Big Spender, Spend a little time with me. Fun! Laughs! Good times! Fun! Laughs! Good times!
- Nickie: How's about it, Palsy?
- Oscar Lindquist: Suppose you want a policy...
- Charity Hope Valentine: Yes, I want a policy. Go on.
- Oscar Lindquist: It's my job to study your particular situation... and then figure out the odds on your meeting with an unfortunate accident... like... like suffo... suff... suff... suffocating in an elevator.
- [He faints]