Support Your Local Sheriff! (1969)

Gene Evans: Tom Danby

Quotes 

• [Pa Danby has just come from a meeting where Jason McCullough stumped him by sticking his finger in the barrel of Pa's pistol] 

  Tom Danby : He stuck his finger in the end of your *what?*

  Pa Danby : Will you shut up? Everybody'll be lookin'!

• Tom Danby : Pa, you been touchin' up your hair again?

  Pa Danby : Whadda ya mean, AGAIN?

  Tom Danby : Nothin'. It just looks better in spots, that's all.

  Pa Danby : Whadda ya mean, SPOTS?

• Pa Danby : Now I'm gonna take a little trip tomorrow and I want you two to behave yourselves while I'm gone. I don't want nobody to make no martyr out of this here sheriff.

  Tom Danby : What's a martyr?

  Pa Danby : Oh, I'm sorry. They didn't use words like that in the third grade, did they?

  Tom Danby : Well, how would I know? I didn't get that far.

• Pa Danby : I don't want nobody to make no martyr out of this here sheriff.

  Tom Danby : What's a martyr?

  Pa Danby : Oh, I'm sorry. They didn't use words like that in the third grade, did they?

  Tom Danby : How would I know? I didn't get that far.

• Tom Danby : You remember when I was stuck all those years in the second grade?

  Luke Danby : Aw, shut up.