- Georg Adniel Kiir: Toots, get down from there, you'll break apart!
- Joosep Toots: No. Listen, iron my right calf, I think I'm having a cramp!
- Joosep Toots: [Kiir starts to massage the leg]
- Joosep Toots: [starts laughing] Oh! You bastard, don't tickle!
- Parish clerk: But... What will be the baby's name?
- Papa Kiir: [gives some money clumsily to the clerk and then reads from the paper] Kolumbus Krisostomus!
- Parish clerk: Say what?
- Papa Kiir: Kolumbus Krisostomus.
- Parish clerk: Oh... *Oh!* I see! But... You see... Kolumbus was a family name and Krisostomus is also a very old and strange name. This won't suit at all!
- Papa Kiir: [confused] This... won't... do... at... all?
- Parish clerk: No.
- Papa Kiir: [angrily] Bloody hell! Sorry. Katarina Rosalie! Katarina Rosalie!
- Parish clerk: Hah!
- Georg Adniel Kiir: [when Toots is trying to climb to the top shelf to get some booze] You shouldn't!
- Joosep Toots: There are many things in the world that people shouldn't do, but they do it anyway!
- Joosep Toots: In our place rats took cabbage iron away and didn't return it after all.
- Parish clerk: What are you talking? A rat cannot move cabbage iron, even less take it away!
- Joosep Toots: But maybe there were many of them?