Easy Rider (1969)

Paul Guedry Jr.: Customer #4

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• Customer #1 : You know, I thought at first that bunch over there, their mothers had maybe been frightened by a bunch of gorillas, but now I think they got caught.

  Customer #2 : I know one of them's Alley-oop - I think. From the beads on him.

  Customer #4 : Well, one of them darned sure is not Oola.

  Customer #1 : Look like a bunch of refugees from a gorilla love-in.

  Customer #2 : A gorilla couldn't love that.

  Customer #1 : Nor could a mother.

  Customer #3 : I'd love to mate him with one of those black wenches out there.

  Customer #2 : Oh, now I don't know about that.

  Customer #3 : Well, that's about as low as they come. I'll tell ya... Man, they're green.

  Customer #4 : No, they're not green, they're white.

  Customer #3 : White? Huh!

  Customer #4 : Uh - huh.

  Customer #3 : Man, you're color blind. I just gotta say that.

  Customer #1 : I don't know. I thought most jails were built for humanity, and that won't quite qualify.

  Customer #2 : I wonder where they got those wigs from?

  Customer #1 : They probably grew 'em. It looks like they're standin' in fertilizer. Nothing else would grow on 'em.

  Customer #3 : I saw two of them one time. They were kissin' away. Two males. Just think of it.