What's So Bad About Feeling Good? (1968)

George Peppard: Pete

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Quotes 

• Pete : Hey listen.

  Liz : To what, the traffic?

  Pete : Kids laughing.

  Liz : You know *why* they're laughing? 'Cause they're not old enough to read the newspaper. You take a look at the front page and then try laughing. The world's a stinking, hopeless mess! Oh, Pete, you're sick.

• Amigo : [speech balloon]  Oh Boy! Grapes.

  Pete : What the hell is that?

  Liz : Get a load o' that beak!

  Pete : Come on, you. Hey! Hey! Those are *my* grapes.

  Liz : Oh, let 'im eat 'em. He's probably hungry.

  Pete : Oh sure. Make a pet out of him, get emotionally involved. That what you want?

  Liz : I don't care if you have him for breakfast.

• Pete : Come 'ere! Come 'ere. Look. In this cruddy pile o' junk: a flower. The odds against survival must've been a million to one. But it made it. Couple of drops of rain, and some sun...

  Liz : Pete, what's wrong? What's the matter with you?

• Bolton : And now gentlemen, is there one *honest* claim we can make for Ultra?

  Pete : Well, we could say they're round.

• J. Gardner Monroe : When was the last time you were in Cuba, Mr. Jackson?

  Pete : Cuba?

  J. Gardner Monroe : Oh, come on. We ran a check on you and your gang. One of them had a beard just like Castro and they all had some kind of a beard. How do you explain that?

  Pete : We didn't shave.

• Bolton : And gentlemen, the more I've thought about Pete's idea, the better I like it. Honesty in advertising - what a fresh idea. Just great, Pete. To show our appreciation, here's a bonus for you.

  Pete : Thanks, Lou.

• Conrad : One thing confuses me...

  Pete : Yeah?

  Conrad : You write about misery but you seem so happy.

  Pete : Yeah, I do really. You must remember three things: Eins.

  Conrad : Eins...

  Pete : The only solution to the world's problems is total destruction, yeah?

  Conrad : Yeah...

  Pete : Zwei, the world is destroying itself, yeah?

  Conrad : Yeah...

  Pete : So, drei, what's to worry about, yeah?