Skidoo (1968)
Jackie Gleason: Tony Banks
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Quotes
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Stash : Violence is the sign language of the inarticulate.
Tony Banks : What is he talkin' about? Do you know what he's talkin' about?
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Harry : Tony, it looks like one of them hippies!
Tony Banks : That's right... and no lousy hippie is gonna make it with my daughter.
Darlene : Daddy, that's not what he meant. I just met him in town.
Tony Banks : You know what he meant. He wanted to... .
Darlene : Daddy, I don't think *he* even know what he wants.
Tony Banks : What is he, a faggot?
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Tony Banks : [hallucinating on LSD] Mathematics! I see mathematics! She's got my ears! She's got my ears! She's got my ears!
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Leech : I'm a recidivist.
Tony Banks : What's that?
Leech : Habitual criminal. Been comin' here on and off since '51.
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Tony Banks : The only kid in the cell block with his own personal stationery.
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Tony Banks : [to Stash, dressed in hippie garb] Who's your tailor, Sittin' Bull?
Stash : Once more, man?
Tony Banks : You heard me. Why do you go around dressed like that for?
Stash : Hey, we can't all be undertakers, man.
Tony Banks : Don't push me, punk.
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Darlene : [to her father] Stash is only interested in nothing. He isn't taken in by our false values.
Tony Banks : [to Stash] So how come you're drivin' a beat-up Rolls Royce? Why aren't you drivin' a beat-up Ford?
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Tony Banks : You're too heavy!
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Tony Banks : Let's get the hardware!
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Tony Banks : No daughter of mine is going to marry any hippie.
Flo : Who's talking about marriage, for heaven's sake?
Darlene : Hippies don't even get married!
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Tony Banks : What the hell do I care? I'm not the suspicious kind. If I was, would I have married a dame that's three months pregnant?
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Hechy : God summons you. Tonight.
Tony Banks : What is this? A gag?
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Tony Banks : Nobody can be arrested, tried and sentenced that fast. It's impossible!
Hechy : Everything's possible when God wants it.
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Hechy : God has a little job for you, Tony.
Tony Banks : Oh, no, no. Nothin' doin'. I'm retired. He let me retire 17 years ago when he let me marry Flo. He released me from his jurisdiction.
Hechy : You're never out of his jurisdiction.
Tony Banks : He even gave me my new name. He said, "You wanna go legit? Okay. What's more legit than "Banks". That's how I got my name: Tony Banks.
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Tony Banks : Where's God? Does anybody around here know where God is?