No Way to Treat a Lady (1968)
George Segal: Morris Brummel
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Quotes
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Morris Brummel : You look... you look very pretty.
Kate Palmer : I took two hours getting ready for this.
Morris Brummel : It looks... it looks natural!
Kate Palmer : That's why it took two hours! Getting dolled up is easy. Looking natural takes time.
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Mrs. Brummel : So, what do you, what do you do with her, go to mass?
Morris Brummel : No, we just... we walk and we talk.
Mrs. Brummel : Oh, please, please. I don't want to hear another word. Already I won't sleep another wink tonight. Please, don't say another word.
[pause]
Mrs. Brummel : Morris...
Morris Brummel : I thought you didn't want to hear any more?
Mrs. Brummel : Aw, you think I want to? You think I want... I'm in agony. I... I... It's my duty. Go on, go on.
Morris Brummel : Well, she... her, her name is Katherine. Katherine. Katherine Palmer.
Mrs. Brummel : Short, blonde, beautiful?
Morris Brummel : No, she's, er, she's, she's tall and er, she's only got one eye right in the middle of her forehead.
Mrs. Brummel : Of course. Of course. She'll break your heart!
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[Preparing to meet Morris' mother]
Kate Palmer : Do you love me?
Morris Brummel : Yes!
Kate Palmer : Desperately, madly?
Morris Brummel : Desperately, madly!
Kate Palmer : In that case, I can move mountains. Let's go.
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Mrs. Brummel : That girl is a gem! An absolute gem! And I'll tell you something else...
Morris Brummel : What?
Mrs. Brummel : She reminds me of me!
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Mrs. Brummel : So where you going to take her?
Morris Brummel : Who?
Mrs. Brummel : Kate Palmer.
Morris Brummel : Nowhere.
Mrs. Brummel : Nowhere? That's a place, nowhere?
Morris Brummel : We're going to have dinner at her place.
Mrs. Brummel : You mean her own apartment?
Morris Brummel : That's right.
Mrs. Brummel : The two of you, alone?
Morris Brummel : Well, we were going to invite the strangler, but he couldn't make it.
Mrs. Brummel : Oh, sure, sure. Make fun. Ridicule.