A Dandy in Aspic (1968)

Laurence Harvey: Eberlin

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• Eberlin : You know, one thing about this damned profession - you're constantly being reminded of it. I feel like a whore in a creaking bed.

• Gatiss : I don't like you, Eberlin. I don't like you because you're weak and dishonest. But even more, I don't like you because you're frightened of me, and that disturbs me. I want to know why. You can tell me; I'm a very understanding man.

  Eberlin : You haven't got an ounce of understanding or emotion in your body. You died the moment you were born. And when your heart finally stops beating, it'll be a mere formality.

• Caroline : I'm an existentialist.

  Eberlin : Uh - you're a what?

  Caroline : I'm an ext - isn't that the right word?

  Eberlin : I would say "exhibitionist" is more to the point.

  Caroline : What's an existentialist, then?

  Eberlin : Well, it's slightly more complex than romping around naked.

• Caroline : George, will you be going back to London now?

  Eberlin : Probably.

  Sobakevich : Are they all as pretty as you there?

  Caroline : No. I'm the only one.