Candy (1968)

Walter Matthau: Gen. R.A. Smight

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• General R.A. Smight : You can't give blood to a member of your own family.

  Jack Christian : Why can't I?

  General R.A. Smight : Why can't you? Why can't you?

  Jack Christian : That was my question, yes.

  General R.A. Smight : Well because that's, that's... That's incest.

• General R.A. Smight : [after his men have just counted off]  Pretty damned impressive, right?

  Jack Christian : I'll say. All those men counting right up to 24 without a single mistake.

• General R.A. Smight : Who were they, hm? I couldn't see much down there but I could see enough to tell that they were scum. Were they Albanians?

  Jack Christian : Oh, no, no, no it was just a personal thing.

  General R.A. Smight : I got a nose for Albanians. They looked like Albanians to me.

  Jack Christian : No, no, they were just some Mexicans.