Guns for San Sebastian (1968)
Sam Jaffe: Father Joseph
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Quotes
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Father Joseph : My son, here. Put this on - it will protect you from the sun.
[Father hands Leon a cowl with a cross on the back]
Leon Alastray : Ha? Thank you.
Father Joseph : ...and who knows? Perhaps it will bring you a little faith!
Leon Alastray : Faith? Oh, I had plenty of faith the other night. Hey, priest - you wanna hear my confession?
[clasps hands in mock prayer]
Father Joseph : No, thank you!
Leon Alastray : Come on - it'll make you feel 10 years younger!
[laughs lewdly]
Father Joseph : ...or perhaps older!
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Leon Alastray : [startled by a bell, Leon runs into the church] What the hell are you doing?
Father Joseph : Christians always respond to the sound of a bell.
Leon Alastray : What Christians? Rocks? Lizards, snakes?
Father Joseph : Perhaps someone's still alive. Please - you ring the bell. I am too weak.
Leon Alastray : Here, hold this.
[hands the wine bag to Father Joseph, who stuffs it into the statue of San Sebastian]
Leon Alastray : I feel stupid.
[pulls rope a few times]
Leon Alastray : Oh, that's enough!
[walks to church door]
Leon Alastray : Hey Father! Look! A Christian!
Father Joseph : [looks toward distant horizon for approaching people]
Leon Alastray : No, no.
[points to a scruffy dog in the church yard]
Leon Alastray : There.
[laughs mockingly]