How I Won the War (1967)

Ronald Lacey: Spool

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Quotes 

• Juniper : [re-enters scene still dressed as a clown, Drogue, Spool, Gripweed, and Clapper in tow]  Bayonet!

  Transom : Bayonet?

  Spool : Where's your bayonet?

  Juniper : Must have left it sticking in the enemy, sir!

  Spool : Spur!

  Juniper : Where?

  Transom : Where's your spur?

  Juniper : Must have left it sticking in the horse, sir!

  Goodbody : [calls out]  Two men!

  [exeunt players] 

  Goodbody : [walks back to Transom and ex-Dooley, points his finger at ex-Dooley, shouting]  There! On the end of my finger!

  Gripweed : [re-enter players]  Finger!

  Juniper : Finger?

  Gripweed : Musketeer Juniper, where's your finger?

  Juniper : Must have left it sticking up the Khyber Pass, sir!

  Transom : Self-inflicted injury! March him off, Musket Major! Two - wait for it!

  [pause, players posed as if frozen while running] 

  Transom : Two men!

  [exeunt players]