Texas Across the River (1966) Poster

(1966)

Joey Bishop: Kronk

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Quotes 

  • [last lines] 

    [an oil gusher erupts from the grave Lt. Sibley was digging] 

    Kronk : Every time dig hole, black poison shoot up! Now have to move town.

    Don Andrea Baldasar : [disgusted]  Texas. Pah!

    Sam Hollis : Eh, if it was up to me, I'd give it back to the Indians.

    Iron Jacket : Who wants it?

  • Sam Hollis : Why couldn't you have been born a Comanche?

    Kronk : Mother run too fast.

  • Kronk : White man speak with forked tongue.

  • [during an Indian attack, the settlers run out of ammunition] 

    Kronk : Gun empty.

    Sam Hollis : Yell, "Bang-bang."

    Kronk : For Comanche need bullets, not jokes.

  • Kronk : Comanche run for hills.

    [Looks at Sam Hollis] 

    Kronk : Why you look so funny?

    Sam Hollis : [In Kronk's language]  Too mah kunoh tee hee sooti kaygoh-honi. And one laugh outta you and I'll boot you so hard your whole tribe'll fall down.

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