Closely Watched Trains (1966)
Vladimír Valenta: Prednosta stanice
Quotes
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Max : A woman is nature's finest jewel.
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Max : So you're the dispatcher's cousin? What lovely ears you have.
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Milos Hrma : Dr. Brabec said I should find an older woman to train me. I thought you might know someone.
Max : I'm sorry, Milos. You're on your own.
Milos Hrma : What about your wife?
Max : Now hold on there. My wife is mine!
Milos Hrma : No, I just thought maybe she could give me some advice.
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Max : The curse of an erotic century! Armageddon! Pornographers should be put in the dock! Down with monstrous fantasies of today's youth!
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Max : A butcher decides to smuggle an udder out of the slaughterhouse, so he puts it in his pants to get it past the guard at the gate.
Hubicka's Cousin : In his pants? You're killing me.
Max : In his pants. In his pants. So he takes the tram and the lady sitting next to him looks at him and says: "Sir, there's something sticking out of your pants." So the man takes a knife, cuts off the udder, and says: "That's all right, I've got three more."
Hubicka's Cousin : [laughs] And the lady?
Max : She fainted.
výpravcí Hubicka : These days we tell it a little bit different. Everything's fine: the butcher sneaks the udder out, gets on the tram and takes a seat, and the lady says, "Sir, you've got something sticking out..."
Hubicka's Cousin : And the butcher takes a knife...
výpravcí Hubicka : And lops it off.
Hubicka's Cousin : The lady goes pale.
výpravcí Hubicka : This time not the lady, but the butcher, who screams, "Jesus Christ, that was the real one."