One Spy Too Many (1966)

Rip Torn: Alexander

Quotes 

• Alexander : It's not so simple to conquer the world today, as it was for Alexander the Great. Life is a great deal more complicated. But, this gas should make things easier for me.

• Alexander : There's one condition. Perhaps, I should call it a favor.

  Tracey Alexander : Let's just call it a condition.

• Alexander : The Princess is an admirer of mine. The Prince, however, is an obsessively jealous man who misinterprets the Princess' appreciation of me.

  Tracey Alexander : Well, just how much does she admire you?

  Alexander : She worships me.

  Tracey Alexander : Really?

  Alexander : I allow it because I think its healthy for a young girl to have an idol.

• Parviz : That man - an U.N.C.L.E. agent.

  Alexander : Oh, really? The question is: can he play chess?

• Alexander : Because someone was late, our battle was lost!

• Alexander : I have to change if I'm going to beat the Washington noontime traffic.

• Alexander : They're reliable. But, they're second rate intellects. I shouldn't have any trouble using their country as my personal power base. From there I can subvert all of Asia. Where the devil did I put the keys to my sports car?

• Alexander : I have arranged for your Washington embassy to hold a special party for your nation's President. I will be there to make a good will speech. I will kill him immediately after my remarks.

• Alexander : What is she doing here? She's supposed to be dead.

  Tracey Alexander : A wife's place is by her husband.