Made in Paris (I) (1966)

Chad Everett: Ted Barclay

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• Ted Barclay : That was sent to Lilly LaRue for her strip tease act at the Body Shop.

• Ted Barclay : You've seen this dress?

  Maggie Scott : Yes. It's a Fontaine creation. I think it's a very exciting dress.

  Ted Barclay : A very exciting dress. There's no way of keeping it up. Even with all of Eunice's - agile equipment.

  Eunice, fashion model : [wearing a strapless dress]  I can't even shake hands.

• Maggie Scott : Mr. Barclay, if you don't mind, I would like to be judged by what I do between 9:30 and 5:30, not after hours!

  Ted Barclay : You could have said no.

  Maggie Scott : You never gave me that much time. I'm sorry if I spoiled your record!

• Ted Barclay : Why did you lead me on?

  Maggie Scott : I what?

  Ted Barclay : Come on, now. That slow and inviting smile, it isn't all business.

  Maggie Scott : I just happen to be friendly.

  Ted Barclay : And that little wiggle when you walk.

  Maggie Scott : All women wiggle.

• Ted Barclay : Dad, you've got the wrong idea about Maggie. She's a wonderful girl. She's got character.

  Roger Barclay : Since when did you get interested in character?

• Ted Barclay : Miss Scott, are you bucking for sainthood?

  Maggie Scott : Moi? No, I'm just an average American girl. I have the foolish idea that I'd like to settle down in the suburbs with a man I love and have children - and maybe even have a station wagon and two of those large dogs with hair in front of their eyes. I'm sure you think that's square, Mr. Barclay.

  Ted Barclay : That's square.

• Ted Barclay : Maggie Scott you've done a dangerous thing to me. Because of you I've developed a strange fascination for girls that say: no.

• Herb Stone : [on the phone]  Yeah, I'd be delighted to take care of any girlfriend of yours.

  Ted Barclay : I just want you to keep an eye on her and, well, she's never been to Paris before...

  Herb Stone : Yeah, I'm not the guy to protect any girl. I've been on the other side of the fence too long. Yeah.

  Ted Barclay : Just keep her away from the people and places we know. She'll be fine.

• Ted Barclay : You still haven't told me about how that trouble with Fontaine started. What happened? Did he get up on the wrong side of the bed?

  Maggie Scott : Something like that.

• Ted Barclay : Hey, you're not going to miss my shaving.

  Maggie Scott : It's a new experience for me.

  Ted Barclay : That's the trouble with modern marriages. People don't know enough intimate details about each other.

• Maggie Scott : Ted, I was attracted to Fontaine; but, nothing happened!

  Ted Barclay : Did you get cold feet?

  Maggie Scott : No! I wasn't sure I didn't like somebody else better!

• Herb Stone : [on the phone with Yvonne, while Ted drinks]  Yvonne, it's for a good friend of mine! Oh, come on. All girls have buddies. Hmm? Five foot eight. Works for NATO. Name's Renee. Yeah, dark and willowy. Capable of saying "yes" in five languages.

  Ted Barclay : Too tall.

  Herb Stone : No. No, it doesn't spark him. Can you come up with somebody a little less - a little less intellectual. Yeah! Paulette. Paulette hostess for Air France. Held prisoner by the Algerians for three months - after the armistice. Blonde. Five two.

  Ted Barclay : Too short.

  Herb Stone : No. That still doesn't do it. You wanna look - well, see, he's - he's very depressed. Can you come up with something special. Something - oh, now. Oh, yeah, yeah. yeah. Yeah! Palais Bourges. Palais Bourges front row. Monique. Excellent stand-out. Measurements? 42-24-31.

  Ted Barclay : Too scrawny.

• Ted Barclay : Monsieur Fontaine does not realize that you're really a swinger with a talent for moonlighting.