Harper (1966)
Arthur Hill: Albert Graves
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Quotes
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Sheriff : Who is this clown?
Albert Graves : He's a private detective working for us.
Lew Harper : Yeah, I used to be a sheriff 'til I passed my literacy test.
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Albert Graves : Did you meet Sampson's daughter?
Lew Harper : That ugly, skinny kid? Yeah, we passed in the night.
Albert Graves : [Takes out a cheesecake picture of Miranda] Oh, Lew, isn't she incredible?
Lew Harper : Oh boy, you dirty old man.
Albert Graves : Go on. You think I'm too old.
Lew Harper : Nah. When she's a hundred, you only be a hundred and twenty-four.
Albert Graves : You think I'm old enough to be her father.
Lew Harper : You're old enough to be her *grandfather*.
Albert Graves : Ah, go to hell.
Lew Harper : Solid Citizen Albert, hung up on a chick at your age. That's a hoot!
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Albert Graves : You were hired by a bitch to find scum.
Lew Harper : Yeah... every time I hope it's going to be Prince Charming sending me out to scout out Cinderella.
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Elaine Sampson : Are you going to rescue my Ralph for me?
Albert Graves : Oh, now Elaine, I don't want you to worry.
Elaine Sampson : How can I worry with men like you on the job?
Sheriff : Now there's a pretty brave woman.
Lew Harper : Yeah, gutty as hell.
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Albert Graves : He was scum, Lew. I swear it.