The Fortune Cookie (1966)

Ned Glass: Doc Schindler

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• Willie Gingrich : He's gonna give you a shot to help you pass those tests.

  Harry Hinkle : Oh, I'm not gonna take any shots from a waiter!

  Willie Gingrich : What do you mean "waiter?" This is Doc Schindler, from Chicago.

  Doc Schindler : Howdy.

  Willie Gingrich : Those insurance guys think they're such geniuses. What they forget is every time they build a better mousetrap, the mice gets smarter, too.

  Harry Hinkle : You'll be careful, won't you, Doc?

  Doc Schindler : I better be, because I'm on parole.

  Harry Hinkle : Parole?

  Doc Schindler : They caught me tampering with a horse at Arlington Park.

  Harry Hinkle : A veterinary?

  Willie Gingrich : Well actually, he's a dentist.

  Doc Schindler : What do you want?

  Willie Gingrich : Right arm and left leg. Make them good and numb.

  Doc Schindler : Oh, *numb*.

  Willie Gingrich : Sure, we want those nerves blocked!

  Doc Schindler : Oh, then I better use the Novocain, because with this stuff, he'll run the mile in 1:34 flat.

• Doc Schindler : I'm looking for a freckle!