Batman: The Movie (1966)

Cesar Romero: The Joker

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Quotes 

• The Penguin : Waugh waugh!

  The Joker : [mocking]  Waugh waugh!

• The Joker : A joke a day, keeps the gloom away!

• The Joker : Have you heard this one? It'll *kill* you, Batman!

  [laughs evilly] 

• The Joker : Suppose Penguin did fail! All the more reason not to hand them your crazy clues!

  The Riddler : Oh, but I must, I must! Why, outwitting Batman is my sole delight, my heaven on earth, my very paradise!

• The Riddler : This bird has flown around the bend.

  The Joker : To cuckoo to land!

  The Catwoman : Riddler! Joker! Do something! We weren't meant for a watery grave, DO SOMETHING!

  The Joker : Now hear this! Now hear this! Blow all tanks! Surface! Surface!

• The Catwoman : [to her cat]  Sic 'em, Hecate. Scratch out their eyes.

  The Penguin : Take away that ravenous panther!

  The Riddler : So help me, Catwoman, I'll feed him to the birds.

  The Joker : I'll incapacitate the beast with my trick confetti!

• Commodore Schmidlapp : Any notion how much longer this yacht will remain here, fogbound off the Grand Banks?

  The Joker : Oh, I really couldn't say, sir.

  Commodore Schmidlapp : Oh well, gives me a jolly good chance to get caught up on my Dickens.

• Commodore Schmidlapp : Your face has the most ghastly pallor. Are you getting enough of the good ole sea air?

  The Joker : Oh, my duties keep me mostly undercover, sir.

• Commodore Schmidlapp : Should be worth millions of Yankee dollars, pip-pip!

  The Joker : Oh! Well, pip-pip to you, sir!

• The Joker : Don't sound so bossy! If you please.

  The Penguin : My dear, sir, as the poet says: "On land, you may command. At sea, it is me." Waa-waa!

• The Penguin : Capital! But who are we going to kidnap?

  The Riddler : I know the perfect victim. I know the perfect victim! l know the perfect victim! Bruce Wayne, the millionaire head of that disgusting do-gooding Wayne Foundation.

  The Joker : Oo! Ooo! Delicious! Just the sort of square citizen Batman will dash to rescue.

• The Penguin : He swallowed the Catbait!

  The Joker : And now to make him Batbait.

• The Riddler : The Dynamic Duo has been silenced forever.

  The Joker : And blasted out of the sky by a coincidence! Oh, the delicious irony of it! Downed by one of Riddler's Polaris skywriters.

  The Penguin : Oh, happy happenstance! Now, hold your breaths as we cross the hall. There are still lingering traces of my finely filtered Penguin gas.

• The Joker : Pirates! To arms!