You Must Be Joking! (1965)

Ed Bishop: U.S. Air Force Soldier at Checkpoint

Quotes 

• Major Foskett : [to the gate guard at the Northdene U.S. Air Force Station]  I am a major. You are a sergeant. Majors give orders. Sergeants obey them. Lift that pole.

  U.S. Air Force Soldier at Checkpoint : But I'm not even in your Army, sir.

  Major Foskett : That's not my fault.