Pickled Pink (1965)

Mel Blanc: Drunk Man, Drunk Man's Wife

Quotes 

• Drunk : [after hearing his enraged wife refer to Pinky as "your caterpillar friend"]  CAHTHERPILLAR? You dthithdn'th thell me you whurruh CAHTHERPILLAR! I hate CAHTHERPILLARS! They're all FTHUHZZY! Yuckth!

• Drunk Man's Wife : Attention!

  Drunk : [salutes]  Yessir!

  Drunk Man's Wife : Don't "sir" me! I'll bet he's in here! That's why you got it so dark!

• Drunk Man's Wife : So! Caught ya!

  [Fighting offscreen until the wife kicks her husband and the Pink Panther out of the house] 

  Drunk Man's Wife : Out ya go! And take your caterpillar friend with ya!

• Drunk : Uh-oh, the wife!

  Drunk Man's Wife : Okay! WHE-E-E-RE IS HE?

  Drunk : Who?

  Drunk Man's Wife : That drunken bum ya must've brought home with ya! You always bring some bum home!

  Drunk : There's no one here, Dear.

  Drunk Man's Wife : Don't "Dear" me! I heard talking in here! Now where is he?

  Drunk : Well, if you really wanta know, I got a blue pansther in the refrigderator-rator-rator.

  Drunk Man's Wife : Ve-e-ery funny! If I catch one more bum in this house, out you go! Both of ya!