The Fat Spy (1966)

Phyllis Diller: Camille Salamander

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• [When Junior discovers Camilla and Herman's plan to steal the Fountain of Youth, the bad guys grab her and tie her to a huge machine in the basement] 

  Camille : She knows too much, Herman. She must be destroyed!

  Herman : We'll annihilate the entire building!

  Camille : Get a bomb. A big bomb!

  Herman : When I turn this knob, her fate will be sealed and our secret will be safe forever.

  Camille : That knob? That's the air conditioning.

• Herman : Ah, but your eyes, they're so beautiful. Where did you get those eyes?

  Camille : They came with the head.

• Camille Salamander : I can't go in there. I'd be recognized.

  Irving : Don't worry about a thing. Just get in the car and take your clothes off.

• Camille Salamander : Rapunzel. Tell me, mirror, mirror. What is this strange flutter throbbing in my chest?

  Camille Salamander : My child, the heart of a flower beats within the hide of a rhinoceros.