The Art of Love (1965)

Roger C. Carmel: Zorgus

Quotes 

• Paul : What do you have to do to get a break? Cut off an ear?

  Zorgus : That's not a bad idea. That's good publicity.

  Paul : How 'bout if I slit my throat?

  Zorgus : You got a deal. You kill yourself, I buy all this junk right now.

• Casey : What do you want?

  Zorgus : More paintings.

  Casey : What for?

  Zorgus : Uh, I might be able to sell them.

  Casey : Oh! I always thought you said he was a bum!

  Zorgus : A live bum, they don't sell. A dead bum is different.

• Zorgus : Nobody falsely accuses Zorgus of being a murderer. I shall personally sue the government of France for one billion francs!

  Carnot : I hope you collect.

  Prince : He collected from Hungary. And they only accused him of being a Nazi.