The Art of Love (1965)

Dick Van Dyke: Paul

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• [first lines] 

  Casey : Paul. Paul, have you gone crazy?

  Paul : I've been crazy, I'm now going sane.

• Paul : What do you have to do to get a break? Cut off an ear?

  Zorgus : That's not a bad idea. That's good publicity.

  Paul : How 'bout if I slit my throat?

  Zorgus : You got a deal. You kill yourself, I buy all this junk right now.

• Casey : I know you're mind's made up, so, anything I say now, I sincerely believe.

  Paul : Casey, the only thing you sincerely believe in is sex.

  Casey : True!

• Casey , Paul : [drunkenly singing]  Beautiful dreamer, Wake unto me. Starlight and - - something are waiting, For me...

• Madame Coco : You think I am cuckoo-girl, don't you?

  Paul : Well, uh, yeah, I think anybody who did what you did is I'd say a cuckoo-girl.

• Nikki : You think life is so good?

  Paul : Compared to death, it - it's a party.

  Nikki : How do you know that?

• Paul : This goes to Strasbourg.

  Nikki : Why do I have to go back home?

  Paul : Well, you tried Paris and all it offered were its bridges.

• Paul : About the hideout, livin' in Coco's is a rotten idea. Why, how can I paint in a place like that?

  Casey : A place like that was good enough for Toulouse-Lautrec. Hiding at Coco's is a *great* idea.

• Paul : You are out of your nut!

  Casey : Paul, would you rather be a live failure or a dead millionaire?

• Paul : Will you do me a favor?

  Nikki : Anything, Paul.

• Paul : Nikki, I'm in love with a rich, sexy, beautiful American girl, who I'm gonna marry as soon as I recover from my amnesia.

  Nikki : Even though you love me?

• Paul : You're a very, very good model.

  Nikki : So, why not marry me? Then I could take my clothes off!

• Nikki : Give me an engagement ring.

  Paul : Why?

  Nikki : Well, then you could at least paint me in my slip.

  Paul : You are a nut.

• Paul : Say, that's illegal.

  Madame Coco : Everything's illegal - or fattening.

• Paul : Now, look, you're not my girl, or my date, or even a kissing friend. And I don't want you goin' around tellin' people that you are.

• Paul : Oh, this is so sweet!

  Nikki : The guillotine is not so sweet.

  Paul : Revenge is sweet. Ah, so sweet!

• Nikki : You're disgusting.

  Paul : I'm disgusting? What about you? Going around with that dirty old man, Pepe?

  Nikki : Well, he's not so old and he's not so dirty.