Milton the Monster (1965–1967)

Bob McFadden: Milton the Monster

Quotes 

• ["Milton the Monster" title sequence] 

  Narrator : On top of old Horror Hill, in a secret laboratory, Professor Weirdo and Count Kook were in their monstrous glory.

  Professor Weirdo : # Six drops of The Essence of Terror, / Five drops of Sinister Sauce. #

  Count Kook : # When the stirring's done, may I lick the spoon? #

  Professor Weirdo : # Of course! A-ha! Of course! / Now for the tincture of tenderness, / But I must use only a touch. / For without a touch of tenderness, / It might destroy me! #

  [Kook accidentally knocks Weirdo's arm] 

  Professor Weirdo : # Oops! Too much! / Better hold your breath; / It's starting to tick! #

  Count Kook : # Better hold my hand; / I'm feeling sick! #

  [the monster arises] 

  Milton The Monster : Hello, Daddy!

  Professor Weirdo : # What have I done? #

  Milton The Monster : # I'm Milton, your brand new son! #