What a Way to Go! (1964)

Dean Martin: Leonard 'Lennie' Crawley

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• Leonard 'Lennie' Crawley : What are you, an orthodox coward?

  Edgar Hopper : No, Lenny. I just believe in passive resistance.

  Leonard 'Lennie' Crawley : Oh, a Mahatma Hopper, I presume?

  Edgar Hopper : No, as a matter of fact, Gandhi and I both got it from this guy - Henry Thoreau.

• Leonard 'Lennie' Crawley : Oh, by the way. You better let your mom know that the payment's due on her refrigerator. Don't let her get the idea that 'cause we're getting married, I'm gonna let her off the hook.

• Louisa May Foster : You know the indifference I felt?

  Leonard 'Lennie' Crawley : Hmmm?

  Louisa May Foster : Well, it's beginning to change. It's beginning to blossom into complete contempt.

• Leonard 'Lennie' Crawley : By the way, she couldn't be your real mother. She must've been left on your front doorstep one stormy night, in a cage.

• Leonard 'Lennie' Crawley : [Eying Edgar Hopper down the street]  Hmm. I wonder how many days I'd get for manslaughter.

  Driscoll : In Crawleyville, they wouldn't even fine you, sir.

• Edgar Hopper : What's that camera for?

  Leonard 'Lennie' Crawley : I'm doing a documentary on slum conditions in Crawleyville.