Gilligan's Island (1964–1992)
Russell Johnson: Professor Roy Hinkley, Bad Guy 2, Boyfriend, Captain Kidd, Cary Grant, Chief, Dr. Cary Grant, Mary Ann Sunmers, Old Man, Old Professor, Prince 3, Professor Roy Hinckley, Prosecutor, Sherlock Holmes
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Quotes
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Gilligan : Hiya, Professor. What are you doing?
Professor Roy Hinkley : I'm making notes for a book. It's to be a chronicle of our adventures on the island... I think it's a book people will want to buy, don't you?
Gilligan : Sure, I'll buy one. I'm dying to find out what happens to us.
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Professor Roy Hinkley : Listen, Gilligan, how far down was she? How many feet?
Gilligan : Professor, in navy circles, we don't say "feet". We say "fathoms".
Professor Roy Hinkley : All right, how many fathoms?
Gilligan : Oh I don't know, about 15 feet.
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[the castaways have set up a courtroom and are conducting a trial]
Thurston Howell III : Your Honor, will you get another gavel?
Professor Roy Hinkley : Why?
Thurston Howell III : That one's squirting milk all over me.
[Later in the same courtroom sequence]
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Ginger's very damaging to us.
Gilligan : Yeah, her testimony.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : No, her legs.
[And finally...]
Thurston Howell III : I'd like to charge Mary Ann with murder.
Professor Roy Hinkley : Murder?
Thurston Howell III : Her testimony's killing me.
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Professor Roy Hinkley : I'll get Mr. Howell and we'll reconnoiter.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : All right, we'll get Mr. Howell and we'll reconnoiter. Come on.
Gilligan : Okay, but I think we ought to scout around a bit first.
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Gilligan : Do those headhunters really collect heads, Professor?
Professor Roy Hinkley : Yes, Gilligan. They boil them... they shrink them... and then they mount them on sticks.
Gilligan : Eeeeeeew, what a crazy cane!
