Gilligan's Island (1964–1992)
Alan Hale Jr.: Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby, Agent 1, Captain John Silver, Colonel Watney, Deputy, Dr. Marshall Matt Dillon, Marajah, Mom, Mrs. Howell, Old Skipper, Prince 2, Santa Claus, Stepmother, The Bailiff, The Giant
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Quotes
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Skipper Jonas Grumby : Ginger, I've got a problem... I've got a real problem... Now you're a girl, right?
Ginger Grant : Well, if you're not sure about that, you have got a problem!
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Skipper Jonas Grumby : You don't know anything about space.
Gilligan : I do know one thing. You take up more of it than I do.
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[the castaways have set up a courtroom and are conducting a trial]
Thurston Howell III : Your Honor, will you get another gavel?
Professor Roy Hinkley : Why?
Thurston Howell III : That one's squirting milk all over me.
[Later in the same courtroom sequence]
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Ginger's very damaging to us.
Gilligan : Yeah, her testimony.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : No, her legs.
[And finally...]
Thurston Howell III : I'd like to charge Mary Ann with murder.
Professor Roy Hinkley : Murder?
Thurston Howell III : Her testimony's killing me.
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Professor Roy Hinkley : I'll get Mr. Howell and we'll reconnoiter.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : All right, we'll get Mr. Howell and we'll reconnoiter. Come on.
Gilligan : Okay, but I think we ought to scout around a bit first.
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Gilligan : You're a big man with a big head and...
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Gilligan!
Gilligan : And a big heart.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Oh, thank you.
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Skipper Jonas Grumby : Gilligan, little buddy, come with me.
Gilligan : I'm not finished yet.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Gilligan, come with me!
Gilligan : I'm finished.
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Skipper Jonas Grumby : I guess it will be a long time before you'll eat another mushroom.
Mary Ann Summers : You can say that again.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : I guess it will be a long time...
[laughs]
Gilligan : Don't worry about mushrooms anymore, I got a book that tells all about them.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : You do?
Gilligan : Huh huh. Yeah, and it's called, "'How to Tell A Mushroom From a Toadstool'" by the late Dr. Morton Kepstone.
Skipper Jonas Grumby , Mary Ann Summers : Late?
Gilligan : Late?
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Skipper Jonas Grumby : [upon finding a robot] Oh for goodness' sakes, that's just what we needed. The tin fugitive from the Wizard of Oz.
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Skipper Jonas Grumby : If I were ever seen talking to this refugee from a junkyard, they'd think the skipper lost all his marbles.
Robot : The skipper lost his marbles.
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Thurston Howell III : What is this slop?
Skipper Jonas Grumby : It's Gilligan's own creation, Mr. Howell, It's coconut pot pie.
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Gilligan : Skipper, should I pick the yellow bananas or the red bananas, because the yellow bananas are green.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Then pick the red ones.
Gilligan : But the red ones are pink.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Gilligan, I don't care if you pick red-white-and-blue bananas, just pick some bananas!
Gilligan : Okay, Skipper... Blue bananas?
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Gilligan : Skipper, are you asleep?
Skipper Jonas Grumby : [sarcastically] Yes.
Gilligan : Oh, well when you wake up will you tell me if you've seen my rabbit's foot?
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[repeated line]
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Oh, Gilligan, not again!
