Gilligan's Island (1964–1992)
Bob Denver: Gilligan, Agent 0014, Dr. Charles Boyer, Dr. Gilligan, Fairy Godfather, Invisible Gilligan, Jack, Lord Admiral Gilligan, Marshall Gilligan, Matador, Mr. Hyde, Old Gilligan, Russian Spy, Thurston Howell III, Vampire
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Quotes
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Gilligan : Hiya, Professor. What are you doing?
Professor Roy Hinkley : I'm making notes for a book. It's to be a chronicle of our adventures on the island... I think it's a book people will want to buy, don't you?
Gilligan : Sure, I'll buy one. I'm dying to find out what happens to us.
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Skipper Jonas Grumby : You don't know anything about space.
Gilligan : I do know one thing. You take up more of it than I do.
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Gilligan : What was that stuff you just gave me?
Eunice Wentworth "Lovey" Howell : That will help you sleep, it's a sedative.
Gilligan : Thanks, Mrs. Howell, but you're wasting your time. Those things don't work on me. I remember once...
[falls asleep]
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Professor Roy Hinkley : Listen, Gilligan, how far down was she? How many feet?
Gilligan : Professor, in navy circles, we don't say "feet". We say "fathoms".
Professor Roy Hinkley : All right, how many fathoms?
Gilligan : Oh I don't know, about 15 feet.
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[the castaways have set up a courtroom and are conducting a trial]
Thurston Howell III : Your Honor, will you get another gavel?
Professor Roy Hinkley : Why?
Thurston Howell III : That one's squirting milk all over me.
[Later in the same courtroom sequence]
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Ginger's very damaging to us.
Gilligan : Yeah, her testimony.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : No, her legs.
[And finally...]
Thurston Howell III : I'd like to charge Mary Ann with murder.
Professor Roy Hinkley : Murder?
Thurston Howell III : Her testimony's killing me.
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Professor Roy Hinkley : I'll get Mr. Howell and we'll reconnoiter.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : All right, we'll get Mr. Howell and we'll reconnoiter. Come on.
Gilligan : Okay, but I think we ought to scout around a bit first.
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Gilligan : You're a big man with a big head and...
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Gilligan!
Gilligan : And a big heart.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Oh, thank you.
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Skipper Jonas Grumby : Gilligan, little buddy, come with me.
Gilligan : I'm not finished yet.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Gilligan, come with me!
Gilligan : I'm finished.
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Skipper Jonas Grumby : I guess it will be a long time before you'll eat another mushroom.
Mary Ann Summers : You can say that again.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : I guess it will be a long time...
[laughs]
Gilligan : Don't worry about mushrooms anymore, I got a book that tells all about them.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : You do?
Gilligan : Huh huh. Yeah, and it's called, "'How to Tell A Mushroom From a Toadstool'" by the late Dr. Morton Kepstone.
Skipper Jonas Grumby , Mary Ann Summers : Late?
Gilligan : Late?
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Gilligan : Skipper, should I pick the yellow bananas or the red bananas, because the yellow bananas are green.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Then pick the red ones.
Gilligan : But the red ones are pink.
Skipper Jonas Grumby : Gilligan, I don't care if you pick red-white-and-blue bananas, just pick some bananas!
Gilligan : Okay, Skipper... Blue bananas?
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[repeated line]
Gilligan : Sorry, Skipper.
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Gilligan : Do those headhunters really collect heads, Professor?
Professor Roy Hinkley : Yes, Gilligan. They boil them... they shrink them... and then they mount them on sticks.
Gilligan : Eeeeeeew, what a crazy cane!
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Gilligan : Skipper, are you asleep?
Skipper Jonas Grumby : [sarcastically] Yes.
Gilligan : Oh, well when you wake up will you tell me if you've seen my rabbit's foot?
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[repeated line]
Gilligan : Gee whiz, Professor!
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Gilligan : [Repeated line] Heh. Seeya later.
