Quotes
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George : Uh, what kinda 'sperience you got?
Ernest Klenk : [In a tough, dumb guy voice] Uh, 'sperience? Well, uh, I, I had, uh, two years with the muscle institute in, uh, Newuk, New Joisey.
George : Oh, I knew you had a little class when you came in here.
Ernest Klenk : Yeah, then I had, uh, 'bout nine months with the, uh, Torso acstitute
[sic]
Ernest Klenk : in Fire Island. We were doin', uh, you know, all them, uh, uh, all that work there there.
[sic]
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George : Shoe size?
Ernest Klenk : 10 and 11.
George : Make up your mind, which is it?
Ernest Klenk : 10 and 11.
George , Ernest Klenk : [Writing it down on the employment form] 10 and... 10, and... 11?
Ernest Klenk : Well, yeah, you see, one... one foot is a little bit longer than the other.
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Foots Pulardos : Safety belts? What am I paying taxes for?
George : You don't.
Foots Pulardos : Shaddup!